How a typical man  thinks

(this is from my wife)

   
There was a man with three
girlfriends. He decided it was time
to settle down, but was faced with a dilemma: which
one should he marry?
   
So he decided to give each one $5000 and
see how each of them
spends it.  
   
The first one went out and got a total
make over. She got new
clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the
works, and told the man,
 "I spent the money so I could look as fine as I
could for  you  because I
 love you so much".  
   
The second one went out and bought new
golf clubs, a cd player,
television, and a stereo and gave them to  the
man. She said,  "I bought
these for you with the money because I love you so
much."
    
The third one takes the $5000 and invests
it in the stockmarket. She doubles her investment, 
returns $5000 to the
boyfriend and re-invests the
rest. She said," I am investing the rest of the
money for our future because
I love you so much."  
   
The man thought long and hard about
how each of the women
handled the  money, and decided to marry the one
with the biggest chest.