Some of life's questions


If you throw a cat out of a car, does it become kitty litter?

   If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

   If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

   Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-thru bank machines?

   How did a fool and his money GET together?

   If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?

   How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

   If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

   What's another word for thesaurus?

   Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

   What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

   Why is abbreviation such a long word?

   Why is there an expiration date on a sour cream container?

   Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

   How do you know when its time to tune bagpipes?

   Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

   When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

   Does fuzzy logic tickle?